Top 40 Sun 16 Nov 08
This Week ... Last Week ... Weeks In ... Artist ... Title
1 1 3 X FACTOR FINALISTS Hero
2 39 2 T.I. & RIHANNA Live Your Life
3 2 2 BEYONCE If I Were A Boy
4 new KILLERS Human
5 8 2 ALESHA DIXON The Boy Does Nothing
6 3 4 GIRLS ALOUD The Promise
7 7 5 KATY PERRY Hot N Cold
8 4 2 BRITNEY SPEARS Womanizer
9 6 4 GURU JOSH PROJECT Infinity 08
10 5 2 LEONA LEWIS Forgive Me
11 12 8 KANYE WEST Love Lockdown
12 10 8 PINK So What
13 11 10 KINGS OF LEON Sex On Fire
14 new LEMAR If She Knew
15 9 8 ALICIA KEYS & JACK WHITE Another Way To Die
16 16 4 KARDINALL OFFISHAL & AKON Dangerous
17 14 2 CHRISTINA AGUILERA Keeps Gettin' Better
18 13 5 SATURDAYS Up
19 20 3 PUSSYCAT DOLLS I Hate This Part
20 19 3 AKON Right Now (Na Na Na)
21 25 6 KINGS OF LEON Use Somebody6
22 new DUFFY Rain On Your Parade
23 17 9 JENNIFER HUDSON Spotlight
24 34 2 THE SCRIPT Breakeven
25 15 5 RAZORLIGHT Wire To Wire
26 new NICKELBACK Gotta Be Somebody
27 new GUNS N ROSES Chinese Democracy
28 30 2 BELLAMY BROTHERS Let Your Love Flow
29 18 5 SASH & STUNT Raindrops
30 23 16 KATY PERRY I Kissed A Girl
31 22 16 RIHANNA Disturbia
32 21 12 NE-YO Miss Independent
33 24 6 SNOW PATROL Take Back This City
34 26 3 MILEY CYRUS Seven Things
35 32 4 CHRIS BROWN & KERI HILSON Superhuman
36 28 11 GYM CLASS HEROES & THE DREAM Cookie Jar
37 31 8 SUGABABES Girls
38 27 11 PUSSYCAT DOLLS When I Grow Up
39 37 17 THE SCRIPT The Man Who Can't Be Moved
40 new PUDSY'S BEAUTIFUL DREAMERS We Have A Dream |
The Italian lover
The Italian Lover, virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome , when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he proceeded to rattle her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and, again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking, clawing and! Ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear,
"No, I Norwegian
Don't Drink & Talk
Inspired by lost moments with alcohol, here are some inspiring lost moments
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 Innovative
2 Preliminary
3 Anaesthetist
4 Cinnamon
5 Chrysanthemum
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 Specificity
2 Rhipidistian-Amphibian Transition
3 Anti-constitutionalistically
4 Transubstantiate
5 Sphygmomanometer
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1 Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2 Nope, no more booze for me.
3 Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4 MacDonalds? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5 Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6 Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7 I'm not interested in fighting you.
8 Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
9 Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to hurl in the street.
10 I must be going home now as I have work in the morning
America's Hot 100
This Week ... Last Week ... Artist ... Title
1 1 T.I. & RIHANNA Live Your Life
2 2 T.I. Whatever You Like
3 4 KATY PERRY Hot N Cold
4 - KANYE WEST Heartless
5 5 BEYONCE If I Were A Boy
6 3 PINK So What
7 6 BRITNEY SPEARS Womanizer
8 7 KEVIN RUDOLPH & LIL WAYNE Let It Rock
9 10 JASON MRAZ I'm Yours
10 9 AKON Right Now (Na Na Na)
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