UK Top 40Sun 29 May 11
Half wooman half bike her new LP cover suggests and Lady GaGa has roared past all to storm to the top of the UK's Albums with her new 'Born This Way' set while Pitbull stays top of the UK's singles for a second week...

Adele gets a third week atop Billboard's Hot 100 Singles Chart in America while her album '21' is again topping Billboard's Top 200 long players...

Never mind our disatrous Eurovision Song Contest campaigns since 1997... the UK is now behind the USA and Rumania in the 'Pop Chart' stakes... the USA has eight of the UK's top ten and Rumanian Alexandra Stan's superb 'Mr Saxobeat' has moved up to 5... but at least the UK has struck back with one song in the Top Ten at 8, it's those "gangsters on the dancefloor" The Saturdays with 'Notorious' in at 8.

Two songs from the 80's are back with Jermaine Stewart & Tracy Chapman's 1986 and 1988 top tenners.

Two re-entries for Beyonce's 'Girls rule The World' at 22 and Chris Brown's 'Year 3k' at 34.

3 new & 2 re-entries – 10 up, 22 down, 3 non-movers Top Ten… 8 USA … 1 Rumania … 1 UK

This Week ... Last Wk ... Wks In ... Artist ... Title ... Origin

1 1 6 PITBULL NE-YO, AFROJACK & NAYER Give Me Everything USA

2 2 6 BRUNO MARS The Lazy Song USA

3 4 6 ALOE BLAC I Need A Dollar USA

4 3 10 LMFAO Party Rock Anthem USA

5 14 4 ALEXANDRA STAN Mr Saxobeat Rumania

6 5 8 CHRIS BROWN BENNY BENASSI Beautiful People USA

7 9 11 SNOOP DOGG Sweat USA

8 new 1 THE SATURDAYS Notorious UK

9 8 7 LADY GAGA Judas USA

10 11 2 SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA Save The World USA

11 7 4 DAVID GUETTA, FLO RIDA, NICKI MINAJ Where Them Girls At France & USA

12 10 9 JENNIFER LOPEZ & PITBULL On The Floor USA

13 21 4 JENNIFER LOPEZ & LIL WAYNE I'm Into You USA

14 12 6 JESSIE J Nobody's Perfect UK

15 27 2 NICOLE SCHERZINGER Right There USA

16 18 4 DEV & THE CATARACS Bass Down Low USA

17 16 16 LADY GAGA Born This Way USA

18 6 3 LADY GAGA The Edge Of Glory USA

19 15 3 INNA Sun Is Up Rumania

20 36 2 RIHANNA California King Bed Barbados

21 17 16 ADELE Someone Like You UK

22 re-entry 5 BEYONCE Run The World (Girls) USA

23 19 10 KATIE PERRY & KANYE WEST ET USA

24 new 1 TEMPLECLOUD One Big Family UK

25 25 5 WYNTER GORDON Dirty Talk USA

26 34 19 ADELE Rollin' In The Deep UK

27 28 5 CHASE & STATUS with DELILAH Time UK

28 23 5 NERO Guilt UK

29 26 11 MANN & 50 CENT Buzzin' USA

30 20 3 YASMIN Finish Line UK

31 new 1 NICKI MINAJ Superbass USA

32 30 17 JESSIE J & B.o.B. Price Tag UK

33 24 6 WRETCH 32 & EXAMPLE Unorthodox UK

34 re-entry 18 CHRIS BROWN Year 3x USA

35 29 2 JERMAINE STEWART We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off USA

36 37 17 RIHANNA S&M (Come On) Barbados

37 35 12 BLACK EYED PEAS Just Can't Get Enough USA

38 32 10 CEE LO GREEN WIZ KALIFAH Bright Lights,Bigger City USA

39 38 11 NICOLE SCHERZINGER Don't Hold Your Breath USA

America's Hot 100
This Week ... Last Week ... Weeks In ... Artist ... Title
1 1 20 ADELE Rolling In The Deep
2 2 15 KATY PERRY & KANYE WEST ET
3 4 8 PITBULL, NE-YO, AFROJACK & NEYER Give Me Everything
4 5 14 BLACK EYED PEAS Just Can't Get Enough
5 6 13 JENNIFER LOPEZ & PITBULL On The Floor
6 7 13 BRUNO MARS The Lazy Song
7 8 12 BRITNEY SPEARS, NICKI MINAJ & KE$HA Til the World Ends
8 20 9 PARTY ROCK ANTHEM LMFAO
9 12 21 LUPE FIASCO The Show Goes On
10 9 16 CHRIS BROWN, LIL WAYNE & BUSTA RHYMES Look At Me Now

Dominatri X Factor
Posted Wednesday 1st June 2011 - Daily Mail
Simon Cowell has hired Tulissa to replace Geordie Cheryl Cole on X-Factor... he should hire La Roux's Elly Jackson to add the chance of a real riot producing fight... Elly's negative impression of women demeaning themselves in RnB has caused Tula some upset... I might even watch Money Factor if that Heavyweight Opinion Fight ever takes place...

Interestingly we haven't heard much of Elly Jackson since she voiced the views of the overwhelming majority, here's how Tula responded to the homely and highly aspirational notion of a fight between the two of them, who would win? "Tulisa insisted that she would come out unscathed.
"Oh, definitely me. She wouldn't last five minutes with me. I've been sparring with Fazer and Dappy since the age of five," she said. "I don't have to tell you the amount of black eyes I've given. No doubt about that. She don't wanna go there." Jackson has previously claimed that Tinchy Stryder is "overrated" and The X Factor "f**ked up". Meanwhile, N-Dubz caused controversy after branding JLS "manufactured".
Here's the story from the Daily Mail
The sun has risen over Ibiza by 7am, but the clubbers are still chasing a good time in Pacha nightclub.
One group, fuelled by champagne and vodka shots, is more raucous than most, and includes a young woman with bleached hair wearing masses of gold jewellery, with a huge tattoo covering her back and shoulder.
She has put up her hair using knickers as a hairband – an act her pals find hysterically funny.
The partygoer is Tula Paulinea Contostavlos, known as Tulisa, who will replace Cheryl Cole on the X Factor judging panel.
Simon Cowell thinks she is ‘fantastic’, and has decreed that Tulisa, who has had three hit albums with hip-hop group N-Dubz, is what the show needs to give it more ‘edge’.
Her £500,000 deal has just been finalised and she will judge the first X Factor auditions in Birmingham today.
She is, though, a somewhat controversial choice for a prime-time family entertainment show.
Tulisa, 22, has not only admitted to frequent drug use in her past, but was also a member of a violent girl gang as a teenager.
Known as the ‘Greek Grenade’ because of her hell-raising tendencies, her PR people insist her bad behaviour is behind her, but only last year, she was asked to leave a hotel in Miami after trashing her room following a drunken night out.